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you sonafagun  akin called  called akpo’s as akpos dad  was in the army

Akpos  without blinking replied  as akins  dad was a life guard at lekki beach .

you son of a beach !

Son: For 2,000 naira, I’ll be a good boy .
Dad: Oh, yeah?  When I was your age, my father said I was good for nothing.

lol

 

Akpos a  young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts one 200 naira note in one hand and two  50 naira notes  in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the 2 fifty naira notes and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That boy na real mumu total idiot he never learns this is like the 20th  time i am doing this !   shakes his head and goes back to his barbing ”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy akpos coming out of  Mr Biggs snacks eating a large  meatpie .

“Hey, son! May I ask you a question ?

whats your name boy

my name is akpos

from where

akpos replied  warri

how much is 2 fifty naira

akpos replied 100 naira

is 100 naira bigger than 200 naira

no akpos said

Why did you take the 2 fifty naira notes instead of the 200 naira note ?”

Akpos bit a huge chunk of his meatpie and replied:

“Because the day I take the 200 naira the game is over!

 

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Don’t get confused between my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are.

A small boy was at the zoo with his father.  They were looking at the tigers, and his father was telling him how ferocious they were.

“Daddy, if the tigers got out and ate you up…”

“Yes, son?” the father asked, ready to console him.

“ …Which bus would I take home?”

 

Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”

“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”

A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”

“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”

A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”

“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”

The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.

“I work for 7 Up!”

 

Dear Dad,
$chool i$ great. I’m making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying hard. I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love, Your $on

Dear Son,
I kNOw astroNOmy, ecoNOmics and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love, Dad

 

 

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